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Zombie Outbreak In Miami

29 May 2012

Last Saturday (May 26th), just about a mile away from my home, a naked man attacked another man and began chewing his face off. When police arrived, the attacker was unresponsive and the officer was forced to discharge his weapon. The attacker continued to eat his victim’s face despite being shot.

Warning, the image below is graphic and not suitable for all audiences.

By Monday morning the attack was national news, often likened to a Zombie attack. For three days I’ve been reading status updates and articles about the cannibal attack and it got me thinking about the recent school closings by HAZMAT teams. Then I saw a list of unusual events recently in South Florida.  I’ve pasted that list below.

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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

Zombie Aftermath

The aftermath of the “zombie attack” on MacArthur Causeway in Miami.

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

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Perhaps the substance of the stories don’t read like a zombie apocalypse but the headlines sure do.

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2 Comments
  1. 29 May 2012 1238

    Yeah, I’m afraid I’ve outlined a PLAN wherein a gigantic badassed space lazer amputates Florida. You can read about it here: http://rubberchickensociety.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/zombie-attack-rcs-develops-master-plan-to-save-the-human-race/. Sorry about your state, dude. Keep on rockin’.

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